TU Daily Issue #1 and #2: Wood Flooring Missing in Many Resident's Suites

Issue 1
Police are looking into the crime. If you have any information on the subject, call 5555-555-555.

Issue 2

Caller AshGe reported that they have seen leprichauns stealing wood from somebody’s suite. This will surely help the police find and arrest these wood theifs.

Also, we have lost our newspapers. They seem to have been ripped apart, possibly from the leprichauns.

Tune into tomorrow’s issue for more interesting news from the Lobby and Condos.


o boi


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