This is robbery!

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 5:56pm

so one day the entire TU forum walks into a bank and see’s this:

“stick em up! I want all the units you got! and maybe some catsacks!”

How do you respond?

Blasphemous · September 30, 2016, 6:18pm

I have 98 catsacks I don’t want so take them, but, you’re not getting my cash.

EvKem · September 30, 2016, 6:29pm

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 6:33pm

“fuck your dog treats! get on the ground or I shoot you!”

EvKem · September 30, 2016, 6:36pm

Agent2583 · September 30, 2016, 6:37pm

Points to somewhere else shouting “Squirrel!”

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 6:43pm

Don’t shoot, i got a family.

Bleak-Godzilla · September 30, 2016, 6:44pm

kill me fam

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 6:47pm

Shit am you alrigt’?

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 7:02pm

“squirrel! where!”
his gaze is diverted!

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 7:04pm

Let’s tackle him.

Agent2583 · September 30, 2016, 7:08pm

(Proceeds to Tackle)

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 7:09pm

turns around “there was no squirrel!”

oh heck you angered him into maximum borkdrive! GET DOWN!

Agent2583 · September 30, 2016, 7:10pm

Shoot! I thought the Squirrel Trick from UP would work!

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 7:12pm

So much for that plan.

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 7:14pm

grabs heavysteam
“I got a hostage! I want 10,000,000 units in an hour or he gets it!”

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 7:16pm

Guys im not worth that much, but please do pay that amount.

Agent2583 · September 30, 2016, 7:18pm

(Shoot! I only have 600000, What do I do?)
(Proceeds to Wheel of Money and attempts to win Jackpot)

(2 HOURS LATER)

Shoot Darn and Blast! THIS WHEEL IS RIGGED! Ok. 1 more shot. (Wins Jackpot) WOO!!!

dalekbread · September 30, 2016, 7:18pm

but how much ya got?

Heavysteam · September 30, 2016, 7:19pm

The jackpot on average is only like 3 mill you fool.