The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir.

I wish for a Wonka Bar.

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Wish granted, but thereā€™s no golden ticket.

I wish for some lemonade

You get lemonade but it is very fizzy and is in a glass bottle and the only way to open it is with a bottle opener which you donā€™t have.

I wish I was with The Runaway Guys.

Wish granted, but right after you joined them you ran away from them.

I wish for 400,000 dollars in 12 seconds.

Itā€™s given to you in singular, physical pennies (or other low value currency)

I wish that the fishing update would come out.

wish granted, its out, but only you cant download the update or play it

i with for myself to have more free time

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wish granted, but un-free time is much more slow and painful
i wish @LittleLuke spelt wish right

With granted. He will now spell with right, but I wonā€™t.

I with for the Screamy Boy.

wish granted but its the pre-cracked egg kid
i wish for this text not to be large

Granted, but it remains contained within a quotation as a result.

I wish I had a functioning dishwasher.

wish granted, but it immediately explodes
i wish for Preformatted text

Wish granted, but you already have some so Iā€™m not giving you more.

I wish for a wish to wish for.

Wish granted but it gets corrupted in some way.

I wish for a boulder made of gold

Wish granted, but it falls on top of you.

I wish I was good at video games.

wish granted but you lose your hands, making your skill useless
i wish for :moyai:

Wish granted, but no
I wish for a tiny potion.

wish granted, but you die after using it due to it not re-sizing vital organs after reverting your size
i wish This text will be blurred

Wish granted, but every thing you type will result in Park Life playing.

I wish for Accelerate to be a great game mode.

wish granted, but it has microtransactions

i wish for sleep

wish granted, but it doesnā€™t make a difference if you didnā€™t sleep
i wish i had wish ideas