The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted! You get Greg, however almost none of the developers like that name so they delay LC indefinitely because of Greg’s mandatory addition.

I wish I would’ve had more time to get stuff done this past couple of days.

Wish granted! Time has stopped and you’re the only one who’s unfrozen! Better get to work on the stuff you wanted to get done.
I wish for more money at my birth day

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wish granted! however you will get robbed by macdguy.

i wish i liked potatoes.

Wish granted, but you can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life.

I wish everyone on the internet was polite and respectful to each other.

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Wish granted! Everyone but you is nice!

I wish I didn’t look like a walking skeleton.

Wish granted, but you are looking like this

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I wish for Wishing well

Wish granted, but it will corrupt every wish you make.

I wish to pass my exams with any grade.

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Sorry bud, can’t help ya there.

I wish I could grant @Schnisa’s wish.

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Wish granted, but you have to complete high school again.

I wish for a good, uncorrupted cheeseburger.

Wish granted, but it will be the last one you EVER eat

Nice wish.

I wish that little crusaders will come out in the next few days.

Wish Granted but it will be extremely broken and the Birb won’t spawn.

Wish granted! Er…oh…um…you get uh…a piece of chewed up dog food…yeah.
I wish tf2 was fun again…

(Oh damn sorry forgot to set my wish :P)

Wish granted, but they intorduce paid glove skins to TF2.

I wish for the fastest internet ever.

Wish granted, it’s so fast its unstable as hell

I wish I had an infinite box of pizza

Wish granted but it’s made by the San Francisco Guys. (Enjoy your Broccoli Pizza!)
(Don’t get the reference?, It’s from Inside Out)

I wish I went to room A113.

Wish Granted but when in there you can’t touch anything.
I wish I had won a jackpot in TU.

Wish granted, but you won a jackpot on grand quest. How many credits was it? 1000 credits.

I wish we could celebrate this 1000th wish.

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