Stupid Poem Time!

Read the title.
Just write a stupid, clever, or shitty poem based on a person, place or thing.
I’ll start.

The time I had spaghetti
I’ll never forgetii
I will always regretti
It was so shetti
My good friendghetti
Didn’t read the instrughetti
It might as well not have been spaghetti
It was really mushghetti

Also, I forgot, you have to give a poem topic for the next person.
Do a love letter for Foohy.

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foohy foohy
smells like poopy

write about money

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I ate a foof
It tasted y
I floof my pillows
Before I go
Because I’m slow
at remembering that Hallowen is a halodai

i like milk
milk likes me
i like milk
milk is me

Katz loved playing outdoors.
One day, he went out to play in the field.
After that, he had a good meal.
Last, he had a long nap.
The next day, he got up
got a book, and laid it on his lap
and thought he would take a day off to relax.
His feet hurt, and so did his back…
He got better very fast.
And then, he noticed something very strange:
the poem wasn’t rhyming anymore.

Cheesecakes are disgusting.
They made me start puking
all over the chair
at the fair.
I will never eat a Cheesecake
ever again, because
I’m not puking at fair
all over the chair
anymore.

Yo can i just steal the poems you guys have made and use them in my homework?

Anyway
This is a poem.
I can’t write one.
I suck at this.
What’s the point.

Suddenly I see a snitch
But it was just a Bitch (Female Dog)
I named her Dogga
Like she did a Snogga.

I adopted a dog
that was named spots
He gave me some lag
because he kept chewing
on the wires instead
of his treats.
Then the next day I heard some shots
coming from my backyard.
The exterminators shot spots.
They took him far away.
They said he chewed
on this wire.
I don’t know what happened
to him.