Polymorph


#1

Let’s try a forum game that doesn’t get repetitive after the first hundred posts and can’t be easily flooded. I shall preliminarily name it…

Polymorph

  • Every post contains 3 (three) unique local rules.
    • Name them local rules to not mix them up with the global rules you’re reading here.
    • The post has to abide that specific ruleset of global and local rules.
  • The following post replaces 1 (one) of those local rules as choosen by the player with an original one.
    • That post then follows those specific global and local rules.
    • The new local rule can be a local rule that has been in use before as long as you phrase it in a new way. Use the forum search if you want to be sure.
    • Obviously make the game easier by just coming up with an original rule.
  • In case of ninja posts*, the next post after resolving the conflict may optionally contain a picture of a ninja.

*It’s possible for multiple players to play and post at the same time. The first of those posts that “sneaks in” before the other, putting it out of intended order is called a ninja post.

Rule 1: The post must contain a picture of a fat cat.

Rule 3: The post must confuse the player with incorrect numbering.

Rule 69: The post must make a 69 joke because the number 69 is funny.


#2

ok here u go


o yea i forgot the rules

  1. the post must contain a fat cat
  2. you must post a picture of a dead meme
    rule 69: the post must make a 69 joke because the number 69 is funny

#3



Rules:
Rule 90’s. The post must contain a 90’s/00’s videogame image
Rule 2. you must post a picture of a dead meme
Rule 69: The post must make a 69 joke because the number 69 is funny.


#4

Rule 90’s: The post must contain a 90’s/00’s videogame image.
Rule 2: You must post a picture of a dead meme.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of anger.

I hate how this game


#5

Rule 90’s: The post must contain a 90’s/00’s videogame image.
Rule 34N: The post must ban the user above you.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of anger.

Isn’t it just irritating how

Banned for remembering old times.


#6

banned because 9610 backwards is 1069 haha 69 get it the rule expired but still
ALSO SCREW YOU

new rules:
must ban person above u
must be incomplete statement of angery
must have a funny hunger games picture


#7

Banned for using an expired rule, you piece of

Rule 1: “Accidentally” write one rule twice.
Rule 1: “Accidentally” write one rule twice.
Rule 34N: The post must ban the user above you.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of anger.


#8

Baned for bing an OTER GIANT PICE OF…

Rules 1: The post must contain misspeling
Rue 34N: The post must ban the user abov yuo.
Rule 3: The post shall cotain an incomplete statment of angery.


#9

Rules 1: The post must contain misspeling
Rue 2: There has to be ILLUMINATI SIMBOLYSIM in the post!
Rule 3: The post shall cotain an incomplete statment of angery.

:eye:

Waek up sheplee, those basdarts control your damn


#10

1k vi 1ill m1sp3l e3e4t4n
i hate

dengit i forgetot the rolex again
1 post contain mispell
2 mutt conta a mme aout pierosinical hiting a quurter of a million sub
3 there are complete less statement of angry


#11

Rules 1: The post must contain misspeling
Rue 2: Zje post shall vontain a pice of video game music.
Rule 3: The post shall cotain an incomplete statment of angery.

Why does this track have to be so fucking short, it makes me want to kill a


#12

osk szo screw


new rol:
you must post at least 1 ear heck
replacing: post must contain misspelling
^^^ if this way of replacing rules isnt ok then ^^^

  1. you must post at least one loud video
  2. you must post video game music
  3. post must have incomplete statement of anger

#13

You guys do realize that the replacement rule starts taking effect in your own post, not the next one? If I scroll up, only half the players seem to have understood that, even less if I interpret the local rules strictly. How are others supposed to play this shit if it’s just confusing everyone who

I mean it’s obvious enough if you compare the rulesets which shouldn’t be hard for 3 lines of text but there’s nothing stopping you from making it more readable.

Rule 1: The post must contain at least one backwards written sentence.
Rule 2: The post shall contain a piece of video game music.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of anger.

…lagel yllacinhcet neve si daolpu siht fi erus toN


#14

Rule 1: This post will contain one piece of movie music.
Rule 2: The post shall contain a piece of video game music.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of anger.

Why the hell can’t I just


#15

Rule 1: This post will contain one piece of movie music.
Rule 2: The post shall contain a piece of video game music.
Rule 3: The post shall contain an incomplete statement of joy.

Damn coop in Saints Row 3 and 4 was fun, makes me wanna