Hello, Tower dwellers, Martex here, After a long… LONG time spent lurking on the forums and steam pages, I have decided to compile this “Big Book” of suggestions for your viewing, suggesting and discussing pleasure, starting with the things that EVERYONE wants
STUPID THINGS TO PUT IN YOUR CONDO!
Banner - Its alot like the canvas, but now its even easier to show how far right you are.
Sentry turret of friendliness - locks on to the nearest person with INSERT LOCK ON CONDITION HERE and shoots confetti at them
Gun display (Wall) - choose from a range of historically significant guns (Such as the M1 Grand, Kar98k, STG44, Thompson SMG, Etc) to mount on your wall
Gun display (Table) - same thing as above, but its on a mount that looks alot like the one that you use to hold your katana
Player Piano - For the lazy person who wants to enjoy good piano music, just upload a midi file and let the Piano work it’s magic
Walk-in freezer - Some say its a room, some say its an object, basically, place this on a wall and you have an instant walk in freezer, store power ups, keep tricky smugglers in their block of carbonite, practice your snowman building techniques or just chill your drinks
metal Building blocks - You cant build a tank out of concrete, You need some steel, son.
Tank tracks - Ever wanted to make that fortress of yours look like some military abomination from the first world war? now you can with these tank tracks.
Airasol can - Fill a can with gas and brand it any way you like, You need Fox repellent? sure thing, Need to keep the Cops off your tail while you bury you recently discovered Nazi Gold? No problem, Need to distract a gas monster? We got you covered.
Bot-Brawl - Basicly, rock em sock em robots for big kids,
Slot Machine - Ever wanted to open your own casino and con a ton of random people out of their hard earned units? now you can (Its basically a glorified donation box with the small chance of getting a payout)
Donation Box - Too poor to join in on the shinangins that your richer friends are carrying out? No problem, With this Donation box, people can give you units and speed up the grind for that Shrine/body pillow you always wanted
Mounted gun - Ever wanted to ruthlessly destroy the wild life around your condo, now you can, choose from a variety of firearms, take aim and blow the head off of that seagull who keeps stealing your BLT. (Basically, its a duck hunt styled mini game for your condo.)
Now, who here like to look good? Everyone? Good, Its time I showed you some cool new HATS AND MISCS
Stahlhelm - the signature helmet of German soldiers and galactic dark lords since 1939
Military officer cap - It kinda looks like the police cap, but its grey and its got an eagle on it instead of a badge.
Back strapped rifle - You never know when an infected is about to try and jump you, keep yourself safe with this bolt action rifle on your back
Arm cannon - Why use a gun that you have to hold on to when you can use your arm as one instead
Jackboots - Stomp all over the freedom of your enemies and make them clean the blood off afterwards
Robot head - Beep beep boop, maggot.
Bounty Hunter’s helmet - Nobody escapes you, EVER
Skeleton face - Scare the living sh*t out of your friends with this VERY spooky, scary mask
Dictator’s Pauldrons - That bullet proof vest isn’t going to stop a knife to the shoulder, is it?
Pistol Holster - Who needs an active police force when everyone is packing heat?
Stab vest - The Plaza is a scary place, man
Sword and sheath - Its dangerous to go alone, take this.
Bandana - ACTION MOVIE CATCHPHRASE
Self-made Halloween mask - upload a picture of your choice to this mask of cardboard and become a Hero (Or a Villain, the tower is an equal opportunity battlefield)
Cape - Be the hero/villain the tower Needs, or deserves.
Police badge - "TPD (Tower Police Department)! OPEN UP!
Lets move on to some EQUIPMENT/UPGRADES
Extra guns in Virus (Or any other gun based game mode) - remember all those guns you have in your condo? why not take em for a spin?
Emergency Teleport in Virus - Once per round, teleport somewhere random on the map
Wonder Weapons in Virus - A Selection of one hit wonders for your zombie killing pleasure, but beware, ammunition for these beauties is finite, from nasty automatic shotguns to BFGs with guarantees to shoot various flavors of lightening.
“Just incase” Rocket booster in all racing game modes - Need a quick boost of speed? Sure, but only once per track (or life, if your on ball race)
Non-lethal guns in the Plaza Why waste time showing off your Condo guns in Virus when you can just as easily use them in the plaza? but make sure to replace the real bullets with blanks or beanbags before you start showing off.
Unit rain - Once every few hours, make it rain units for everyone in the plaza to collect (limited use item, can only be used once before you need to buy another one)
Cardboard box - Hide away from any unsuspecting guards and assassinate your target from the safest hideaway since team spawn zones.
Teleporter - Need to get somewhere? Don’t want to walk or use a jet pack? with this nifty teleporter, you can teleport to anywhere your heart desires, INSTANTLY.
Arm Cannon (Equipable version) - It’s not just for show this time, Fires non lethal pellets in the plaza, fires deadly, deadly plasma bolts in Virus and other gun based game modes
Power Fist - Punch everything into extinction (Creates glowing energy attack a foot or so in front of you)
Power feet - For kicking those infected in the go-nads (You run faster and you can kick zombies so hard their corpse breaks in half in an explosion of blood.
That’s all for now, stay tuned for more suggestions of DOOM