More things I can/can't do

This is an updated list of my old post here
This will contain what my last post did and more.
This was stolen from my steam account.

Voila
(Now contains more inside jokes that no one know about cos they’re inside jokes)

I can make a sword.
I can make senpai notice you.
I can spam the black box.
I can demospam
I can die in most games.
I have 5 billion penguins.
I can cook bacon.
I can understand Thaumcraft researching.
I can make cats appear out of a sword.
I can mod Starbound.
I can SDK Hammer.
I can Pixelart.
I can follow the Jackshack plan.
I can follow the Jackshack 2.0 plan.
I can become a massive creepy hand.
I normally buy the Humble Bundle.
I can’t do horror games, whether good or bad (Unless the bad isn’t actually scary).
I can ruin birthdays (Apparently).
I can be offended and not care.
I can be British (because I am).
I can waste money on purely vanity things just so I can have it.
I can watch a roof fall with someone on it, and then they die.
I can make cake.
I can eat cake.
I can eat bacon.
I can make bacon sandwiches.
I can sleep (Unlike some people cough Scouts cough).
I can tell Sir Jasper to not touch me.
I can (with a group of other people) get kicked out a pool.
I can live (Most of the time).
I can talk some German.
I can type fluently.
I can get bored.
I can have loads of games for the sake of having loads of games, look at my game completion rate.
I can resist Gaben’s money stealing powers (Most of the time).
I can’t be good at first person shooters.
I can send random videos to you if I want you to watch them.
I can move house two three four five times.
I can know computer terms and understand Doc.
I might have broken time and space for all of us.
I can lightning bolt.
I am Otaku.
I can Photoshop, most of the time.
I may have a stroke after playing Antichamber.
I don’t know why, I love Tacacho’s “Black Swan”.
I got 99 problems, sadly the b**** is one.
I can have frosty fingers, dot net (Product placement).
I can Unity, a bit.
I can craft robo.
I can’t understand the price of the apple pen.
I can pronouce Aluminium correctly.
I can write incredibly long lists of what I can/can’t do.
I can be good (In most people’s eyes).
I can sometimes mispell words on the internet just for the sake of it (Eg That - taht).
I can quack
I can say “I can”
I can have a dog, and I do, Woof.
I can’t think of anything else to put on this list.
I can lie about the sentence above.
I can break games, sometimes in really weird ways.
I can slide in, slide out.
I know his name, who’s you ask? JOHN CENA!
I let the wall join in.
I can pronounce Minininininininininininimum.
I can Cross Codes.
I can check if the unchecked check box is checked or not.
I can lift it up to find a toilet.
I can say that all of the above is true (probably).
9 3-1-14 5-14-3-18-25-16-20 (Letter Numbers).
I can turn into a werewolf.
I can be Pro Nuclear Power (PC Master Race Anthem).
I can surf audio.
I can have too many animes to watch and too little time.
I can Per-so-na.
I want to learn Japanese, purely to read Nichijou.
I can be distracted.
Shhh… they don’t know that I can do all this.
I can cough cough cough cough… I can cough.
I can be calmer than a llama.
I can’t be stuck behind a Virgin* Firewall (*Virgin Media).
I can make all of inside jokes that only my friends will get.

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okay

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Congratulations you’ve won!!

I can tell you that “British” is supposed to be capitalized.

If you think about it, you literally can/can’t do anything.

It that about me?

Sooo… Why?

@anon12989901 no it is not, its another inside joke no one gets because its an inside joke thats why

@Zeeno reasons

@Flowseidon76 is it by any chance an Iphone 6S for one dollar??? AND I JUST GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I OWN TO GET IT!!! A BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGAIN

@antieye555 will fix

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@Link I prefer, to say okee instead of okay or ok, because its like a shortened okee dokee, but I aint being wordist or whatever you can say what you want no pressure just giving my opinion on the whole ok thing, okee? yes okee dokee.

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lol, i like how you replied to like 5 people at once

but yeah, i always say stupid stuff, words are nothing

I didnt say that okay was stupid, I was just making up an excuse to reply to you so I would’ve replied to everyone

i didn’t say okay is stupid either

stuff meaning words in general

@Link okee