“I’ve found myself lost on this desert island with no phone and no jetpack, I can’t risk swimming, so I had to send this SOS in a bottle instead. Signed: Dave.”
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“Hey it’s me McLuckin, I’m out here fishing still, I hope the person who took over my store for me is doing a good job of running it. I hope you are all having fun fishing!”
-The former attendant of McLuckin’s Bait Shop”
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Fetal Error
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“The real treasure is friendship
…
And large treasure chests”
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" "
The bottle message is supposed to be completely blank.
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“Attention all fish!
The end is near for us! Humans have been going around with fishing rods and bait trying to take us out of our home! Do not fall for the delicious bait they throw into the ocean, or you’re done for!
-A concerned fish”
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”Dear Some Stranger
How’s life? Mine has been pretty good I usually just fish for most of my days, don’t forget to pay off your loan!
-Hope to hear back from you soon!”
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“You should’ve gone for the head…” - An infected person.
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COME ON DOWN TO CHICKEN KING, VOTED BEST CHICKEN-THEMED CHICKEN RESTAURANT ON THE UNITED OCEAN THREE YEARS IN A ROW!
Chicken! Fried chicken! Baked chicken! Chicken-y chicken!
You can order chicken tenders and we won’t make fun of you!
Located on Catscratch Island, House No. 17
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"To whomever receives this letter:
Regards, A random stranger"
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“Stop writing messages in bottles”
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn’t grow.
You didn’t improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It’s sad that you don’t know the difference.
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“Macdguy is actually a cat”
Heyyyyy 
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“A catsack has a silver catsack inside it,
which has a gold catsack inside it,
which has a cosmic catsack inside it”
Or
“A cosmic catsack has been inside a gold catsack,
which has been inside a silver catsack,
which has been inside a normal catsack”
I don’t think many people would get it if the message said catsacks were actually russian nesting dolls
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Don’t worry about our future, honey, my ocean bottle postal service is fast and reliable as this message proves. Impressive, isn’t it?
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“Hi – The person who sent you this thinks you’re cute ;)”
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Subscribe to the Prizim Podcast on Twitch!
This is the new beta for the Worldwide Postal Service (WWPS). We are testing a new system of shipping and receiving items through bottles using the sea’s currents. It is a cheaper, and a more environmentally cleaner option. Note this is just a test delivery… please dispose of the bottle, and whatever it contains as well contacting us on how you came in possession of this. Thank You for helping making a better and cleaner future. Signed the WWPS.
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“Message_In_A_Bottle.exe has stopped working”
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