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The message reads:
“Seeking someone to be stranded on an island with. Must enjoy coastal life and survival shows. If interested, contact me by getting lost in a tropical storm.”
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Thank you for helping keeping the waters clean from litter!
Please dispose this bottle in the right container.
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Please, help me, I’ve been trapped in this bottle factory for weeks
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Instead of the usual message, you see a crudely drawn house. A stick family stands in front of the house; there’s two parents with a child in the middle, all holding hands. The piece is drawn in crayon and “signed,” but the handwriting is too poor to make out the name.
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“If there were two men on an island and one killed the other with a bottle, would that be fucked up or what?”
'DO NOT LITTER
500 UNIT FINE"
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Please don’t eat fish
-This is a message from the fish foundation
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What a horrible night to have a curse
To anyone who receive this message, If you can think of any fish pun, let minnow!
l lI
ll L
We know
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Okay, so this is going to sound crazy, but I’m actually a person. No, it’s not that a person is simply writing this note, but I’m actually the note itself! I know it’s insane but it’s true. I was on the beach and I found a magical lamp (which I didn’t know was magical at the time, I guess that is sort of a detail I added in retrospect) but there was sand on it so I was like “Hey, I should rub this sand off of it.”
So anyway this genie appeared and he was all “You’ve got 3 wishes.” Now I’m someone who cracks under pressure a lot so I instantly said “I wish I had only 2 total wishes!” Don’t ask me why, but that’s what happened. So the genie is like “Fine, you have one wish left,” and in a moment of pure passion I shouted at the top of my lungs “I WISH I WERE A PIECE OF PAPER.”
Long story short, you gotta help me man - find another genie, I don’t know what I did to deserve this waking nightmare.
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The message reads:
“Dear Bro, I’m stranded on a bro island right now bro and i’m here with a few brahs and bros and stuff bro… please send help bro! There is this dope crab though bruh, he just be burning bro, like forever brah. I mean it’s pretty cool bro but bro I just want to go home and lift brah, I’ve used our only material for survival to make a sick squat set bro! I’m gonna hit the sack and send off this message hoping to reach a fellow bro chillin’ on a beach and stuff brah.
-Bro"
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I caught a sea bass!
What?! In this game?!
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn’t grow.
You didn’t improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It’s sad that you don’t know the difference.
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Congrats, you found a bottle with a message in it.
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If your wondering, jetpacks are at robs imports, That is all.
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Dang, nice shoes!
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The message reads:
“… …-. / -.-- — …- / .- .-. . / .-. . .- -… … -. --. / - … … … --…-- / … / … …- -.-. -.-. . … … …-. …- .-… .-… -.-- / .-- .- … - . -… / -.-- — …- .-. / - … – . -.-.-- / … .- … .- -.-.-- / -.-- — …- .-. / .-. .- .-. . / …-. … … … / … … / – … -. . -.-.–”
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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“Don’t trust the catsacks and their schemes”
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“Attention all runners/walkers!
We will be holding a marathon to run/walk around the plaza for at least 100,000 steps. All participants must be active during the marathon, the event should last for 6 hours or more (depending on how slow/fast everyone is). We hope to see at least a few of you show up and a few of you lose motivation after the first 60 seconds.
Leg’s Go!
-Sincerely The National Runners/Walkers Association”
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guys remember
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