Make up great lies about yourself

Drrabbit · February 16, 2019, 10:01pm

Im a fish

SlickWine · February 16, 2019, 10:11pm

I can believe that

Originope · February 16, 2019, 10:44pm

I know how to talk to people and I’m great at making conversation!

rythian · February 17, 2019, 12:42am

I’,m a hecgkign egg

Slim-Shady · February 17, 2019, 12:49am

I’m a nice and helpful person in this community

AmGona · February 17, 2019, 1:29am

I’m secretly MacDGuy.

EnjoyCookies · February 17, 2019, 1:41am

I am not sexually attracted to anime characters.

Originope · February 17, 2019, 2:14am

EnjoyCookies is the only person here who is “not sexually attracted to anime characters”.

ToxicBoo · February 17, 2019, 2:26am

I’m a perfectly sane and not weird person on the internet.

Jaxon1049 · February 17, 2019, 3:56am

i don’t have anxiety at all!

ok that got dark

rythian · February 17, 2019, 4:02am

I have 1,337,420,690 V-Bucks.

Spydermann · February 17, 2019, 4:57am

im sleeping rn

DENMarkus · February 17, 2019, 7:07am

i didn’t spend 140$ on roblox

Spydermann · February 17, 2019, 6:31pm

my goldfish ate my homework

Arkive86 · February 17, 2019, 6:33pm

I am the goldfish that ate Spydermann’s homework.

Lan_Hikari · February 17, 2019, 7:33pm

I am Spydermann, meaning that I am the owner of the goldfish that ate Spydermanns homework.

Spydermann · February 18, 2019, 12:11am

the above is true
i think this counts for myself, right?

rythian · February 18, 2019, 12:12am

I’m the trash man.

SpaghettiNick · February 18, 2019, 1:59am

How can you be Trash Man when i’m Danny Devito

DENMarkus · February 18, 2019, 9:06am

Im actually MacDguys Long lost uncle