Im a fish
I can believe that
I know how to talk to people and I’m great at making conversation!
I’,m a hecgkign egg
I’m a nice and helpful person in this community
I’m secretly MacDGuy.
I am not sexually attracted to anime characters.
EnjoyCookies is the only person here who is “not sexually attracted to anime characters”.
I’m a perfectly sane and not weird person on the internet.
i don’t have anxiety at all!
ok that got dark
I have 1,337,420,690 V-Bucks.
im sleeping rn
i didn’t spend 140$ on roblox
my goldfish ate my homework
I am the goldfish that ate Spydermann’s homework.
I am Spydermann, meaning that I am the owner of the goldfish that ate Spydermanns homework.
the above is true
i think this counts for myself, right?
I’m the trash man.
How can you be Trash Man when i’m Danny Devito
Im actually MacDguys Long lost uncle