Make up great lies about yourself


#21

Im a fish


#22

I can believe that


#23

I know how to talk to people and I’m great at making conversation!


#24

I’,m a hecgkign egg


#25

I’m a nice and helpful person in this community :slightly_smiling_face:


#26

I’m secretly MacDGuy.


#27

I am not sexually attracted to anime characters.


#28

EnjoyCookies is the only person here who is “not sexually attracted to anime characters”.


#29

I’m a perfectly sane and not weird person on the internet.


#30

i don’t have anxiety at all!

ok that got dark


#31

I have 1,337,420,690 V-Bucks.


#32

im sleeping rn


#33

i didn’t spend 140$ on roblox


#34

my goldfish ate my homework


#35

I am the goldfish that ate Spydermann’s homework.


#36

I am Spydermann, meaning that I am the owner of the goldfish that ate Spydermanns homework.


#37

the above is true
i think this counts for myself, right?


#38

I’m the trash man.


#39

How can you be Trash Man when i’m Danny Devito


#40

Im actually MacDguys Long lost uncle