Make up great lies about yourself

Im a fish

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I can believe that

I know how to talk to people and Iā€™m great at making conversation!

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Iā€™,m a hecgkign egg

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Iā€™m a nice and helpful person in this community :slightly_smiling_face:

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Iā€™m secretly MacDGuy.

I am not sexually attracted to anime characters.

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EnjoyCookies is the only person here who is ā€œnot sexually attracted to anime charactersā€.

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Iā€™m a perfectly sane and not weird person on the internet.

i donā€™t have anxiety at all!

ok that got dark

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I have 1,337,420,690 V-Bucks.

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im sleeping rn

i didnā€™t spend 140$ on roblox

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my goldfish ate my homework

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I am the goldfish that ate Spydermannā€™s homework.

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I am Spydermann, meaning that I am the owner of the goldfish that ate Spydermanns homework.

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the above is true
i think this counts for myself, right?

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Iā€™m the trash man.

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How can you be Trash Man when iā€™m Danny Devito

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Im actually MacDguys Long lost uncle