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“There once was a boy…”
named Katz
They both absolutely loved potatoes. They’d look for any sort of potato, far and wide, and it brought them to amazing views and gave them plenty of stories to tell.
However, Katz never lost focus of finding the one thing that mattered most to him, and that was The Spud. The Spud came to him in a dream one day, and Katz simply stood there, in a trance, getting an eyeful of this magnificent starch-filled potato that was in front of him. It seemed so heavenly to him, such a pleasant sight that he could hear the distant singing of seraphim and angels alike, in glorious canter, with every soul singing
“Holy Holy, Guacamole
The Spud lives and reigns!
The spectacle of The Spud giveth
And taketh away”
He woke up, eyes already wide open and tears beginning to well in his eyes at the magnificent being he had just witnessed, How could something so beautiful and perfect exist in such a torn world? But alas, he knew the answer himself that it was an act of grace for such a powerful and wonderful being to be here in our universe, its secrets waiting to be unlocked by one, by a dedicated cat who will seek him out for the sake of The Spud and nothing else.
So him and his talking chicken pet gathered their things and set out where the sun shone the brightest, to the farthest shore that a cat can walk and a chicken could fly, and they never once looked back to their now menial lives they once lived.
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That is until the Space pirates Attacked.
the space pirates took everything that Katz owns
and he lived long and happy
The End.
The story continues.
Katz was at home watching the news with his chicken friend.
When suddenly a breaking news report!
“BREAKING NEWS A PANDA HAS BEEN BANNED FROM SEVERAL THEMEPARKS FOR JUMPING ON THE RIDES. THIS PANDA HAS BEEN PUT INTO A UNKNOWN PRISON FOR DISTURBING THE PIECE THE NAME OF THIS PANDA WAS PatrykPL24”
And then you realize my avatar is koala and you have put just some random panda in prison…
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And after the news Katz died on Heart attack
Thanks god Jerry (his chicken pet) learned how to perform CPR during his youth at Guantánamo.
Katz opened his eyes
Katz knew immediately that something wasn’t right. In front of him were prison cell bars. A guard was at his post just on the other side. There were very basic utilities within the concrete room Katz seemed to be trapped in. Most disturbing, however, were the demonic, arcane markings made in blood (or maybe it was ketchup) covering the majority of the floor. That, and Katz didn’t remember living life in the body of a panda…
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Later, he was sent to the visitor’s room to see Jerry (pet chicken)'s long-lost brother and lawyer; “Jordan Wrong”, a rooster who is willing to defend him in court that is scheduled tommorow.
And then he escaped the prison using the giant hole in wall in his cell that he didn’t notice.
After escaping Katz changed his name to “MrKoalaBear2556”