How do I go from christmas to this

[Colonel_Chicken]

Would anyone like to explain why on earth I decided to get rid of my nice christmas log cabin

And replace it with this?

[DominateEye]

You were celebrating Christmas, when you realised you should have been celebrating chickens.

[ProcopiousJones]

Why is the Satanic Chicken Ritual not a Satanic Catsack Ritual?

[Colonel_Chicken]

Cause I am a chicken