Harald 3 March Prayers

We have to pray to Harald 3 March.
Each post gets to do a prayer.

I start:
“Dear Harald in Heaven, who was reborn on the 3rd of March. Like jesus from the cross, except you were pinned to a cross-shaped Maultaschen. I want to give you Maultaschen and I hope you will give me Maultaschen in heaven. Amen.”

i love harald 3 march

but i have no hecking idea what it is

he is now a fallen soldier