Getting Caught Having "Fun"

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You are in your room, thinking that you are alone. Then you pull out the “Fun” stuff and begin to play with yourself. Then your Mom walk’s in, what do you do?

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I invite her to join me in my chess game, because I’m obviously playing chess against myself to test my strategies

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I do this.

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I don’t do anything because she knows im addicted to video games

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Don’t worry mum I’m not sexually attracted to milk cartons, I’m just playing tower unite :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’d ask her to explain why this thread exists.

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…“Deal with it mom Im not a fucking child anymore.”

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Blow your load in her face and teach her to fucking knock before she enters.

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holy shit 0_0

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Explode the whole house.

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Ask her what she’s doing in my house.

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Lose my mind and go mad in a bad LSD trip. (Warning: Kinda loud. And fucking weird.)