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Cahracter Personalization for 60usd (DLC)

If you get a cosmic catsack the developers will mail you a potato to your door with a note saying, “Congrats!”
Wow, i’m 219 days late.

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All packages will always be exactly 219 days late for a top secret nonrandom reason that only the devs will ever know and it drives the community mad.

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That was quite a Necro.

A Necro Alarm, so anyone can be alerted to any necromancy in the condo when interacted with graves

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A gun like copycat but erases the items from your inventory making them explode.

EAHEEHAEHA

This weapon makes you laugh really insanely and then you die and your corpse distorts and stretches while you swiftly fly across the sky!