Banned for being in a grammar lesson.
Banned for having this discussion about grammar for quite a while now.
Banned for having 9 posts remaining until 3000.
Banned for having 8 posts until 3 , 000 posts.
Banned for failed 3,000 and having 7 posts before 3,000.
Banned for thinking I failed the 3,000. I was trying to point out you forgot your comma in 3,000.
Banned for 5 remaining posts before 3,000. I shall open the big button that says āMilestone Banningā and whoever gets the 3,000th post will press it.
Banned because I want the 3,000th post. Banning will keep you away from it!
Banned because āI wantā never gets but because I am nice, we shall push the button together.
Banned because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEEEEE
YOU FOOL! Iāve pressed the 3000 ban button!
Banned for making me get this thread past 3000.
Also furthermore Erickson, I didnāt really try too hard, there werenāt many other banners because they think this game should die.
And Iāve added another ban for mixing multiple games with one.
BANNED BECAUSE I DONāT HAVE THE 3,000th POST, I had to go on mobile to do this 
Banned for shouting in all caps and whining because you didnāt get the 3000th ban. Iām sorry, but Iām sharing this 3000th ban with you.
Banned for fo rof or for reijf 39 393u 89 43 3 0 3-22
ERROR 109: BAN SYSTEM BROKEN
Banned for ban 1v1.
Banned for interfering.
Also @Spydermann , @Erickson9610 withdrew his post, so youāve got the 3000th ban anyway.
Banned for being wrong, i donāt have the 3000th ban anymore.
Banned for being right about someone being wrong.
Banned because I donāt know whether your pfp is a soda, gum, or a carton.
Banned because itās OAK Strawberry milk carton, (a overly sugary and rather unhealty brand)