An Escalating Experience


#21

What happens if you try to walk down it?


#22

You get your foot stuck and die in a gory cloud of blood.


#23

Oh god, now I’m thinking to that escalator incident in China where a mother fell through an unsecured plate and got sucked under the escalators.
Apparently, when they went to get her remains, it was like a meat grinder spit out a pile of flesh.
Don’t fuck with escalators.


#24

They’re just like “Delta-P” situations: “When it’s got ya, it’s gotcha”


#25

“Don’t add your name…to this list.”

Proceeds to show you list with no names on it whatsoever.


#26

Dies in Delta-P incident

“August 10th 2015”
“1 Fatality”
“Male, Age 25”

“Today we mourn the loss of Mr. Male Age 25, he was a great diver and we’ll all miss him dearly.”

“Hey Male Age 29, come over here and see if you can’t fix the drain Male 25 was working on.”


#27

I absolutely love this. But where besides the entrance area would this be used?


#28

Condos…please.


#29

It would kind of break the aesthetic though.


#30

They say that on rainy nights, an escalator appears in the middle of the plaza and allows you to climb up to heaven.