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Arkive86 · July 13, 2016, 3:43am

Step 16: Place the bag of Doritos* in the microwaved drink from Step 6.

*Do not open the bag.

Belgo · July 13, 2016, 3:46am

Step 17: light a match and set the contents of the drink on fire

ScrungoBungus · July 13, 2016, 4:02am

step 18: let the “drink” sit on the counter until your cat tries to drink it*

*If you dont have a cat ignore this step

Vanmax22 · July 13, 2016, 4:04am

step 19. die

DaAwesomeSquirtle · July 13, 2016, 4:06am

Step 20: Ignore step 19.

ScrungoBungus · July 13, 2016, 4:07am

you gotta read ahead to survive this tutorial

MaskedKatz · July 13, 2016, 4:12am

Step 21. Follow step 20

OK that’s good

Arkive86 · July 13, 2016, 4:12am

Step 22: Acquire at least one (1) body of a mature adult or adults who performed Step 19. The person(s) must be between 10 and 20 days deceased and must have a valid driver’s license.

I’m not changing this anymore.

Vanmax22 · July 13, 2016, 4:16am

you mean one (1) body(s)

CalculatorSpoon · July 13, 2016, 5:42am

Step 23: Grind the deceased body parts until they are a fine red mist and mix it with your “drink”.

EvKem · July 13, 2016, 6:15am

Step 24: Garnish with ginger (diced, not sliced). Cover your container entirely in tim foil and freeze for 27 hours and 32 minutes. Do not open your freezer at all during this step. Do not check on your product during this step. Do not open your freezer throughout the duration of this step.

Belgo · July 13, 2016, 6:38am

Step 25: serve with a pinch of salt

Vanmax22 · July 13, 2016, 6:43am

Step 26: Enjoy!

DaAwesomeSquirtle · July 13, 2016, 6:51am

Step 27: Ignore step 26 and keep following this tutorial.

Kpazz_SmokeyMcpot · July 13, 2016, 11:19am

Everyone has a Plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with…a regular old Plumbus.

Edit: Sorry i know it’s not one sentence but i couldn’t resist.

Arkive86 · July 13, 2016, 2:53pm

Step 28: Give half of the newly created beverage to the nearest mountain ostrich.

DapperBanana · July 13, 2016, 5:42pm

Step 29: Kick the ostrich off the mountain

ScrungoBungus · July 13, 2016, 5:59pm

step 30: find where it landed

Vanmax22 · July 13, 2016, 6:04pm

step 31: nurture it to health then keep it as a pet

Belgo · July 13, 2016, 6:12pm

Step 32: find another ostrich from the opposite gender for reproduction