Wish granted, but Undertale does not get ported in the end and Smash 5 is only a tease for a Splatoon 3.
I wish I can Jump Up, Super Star!
WIsh granted, But you jumped so high you fell down and broke your legs
I wish for smash 5 not to be a port
Wish granted, but there is only 1 game mode, and 3 characters.
I wish my computer doesn't freeze when I play GMod.
Wish granted but it now freezes when playing Tower Unite
I wish to have a merperson girlfriend.
Wish granted, but she cheats on you and steals half of your money in your wallet.
I wish for a balloon.
Wish granted, but it's stuck in a wall.
EDIT: I wish to stop forgetting to wish.
Wish granted, but you forget to grant wishes.
I wish I can edit videos.
Wish granted, but Windows Move Maker.I wish for eternal love.
Wish granted, but you, and whoever your lover may be would break up in less than two days.
I wish to wish for another wish.
Wish granted, but the first wish is no longer.
I wish for a asdlkdm.
Wish granted, but it's a genkmla instead.I wish for CHOCOLATE
Wish granted, but it's dark chocolate. I don't get why people hate dark chocolate, it's not that bad!
I wish for more ideas.
Wish granted! But they're all terrible.
I wish for a .
Wish granted, but it's a , instead of a .
I wish for 2KE89323J4
Wish granted, but it's 2ke89323j4 instead.
I wish for an infinite cup of pepsi.
Wish granted, but you accidentally spill it, and drown all of us in Pepsi.
I wish I didn't drown in Pepsi.
Wish granted, but you drown in coke instead.
I wish I wasn't clumsy.
Wish granted, but now you cannot fall so gravity doesn't work
i Wish for Update 4.20 xdd
Wish granted but it's update 6.66spooky mems
I wish for NO SCHOOL.
Wish granted but you are behind from work and are homeschooled
I wish to meet Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka.