The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted! But you open them instead.

I wish I would listen.

Wish granted, but only after you listen to the entire Bee Movie script but it’s an ASMR video.

I wish I could visualize a colour that has never been seen before.

Wish Granted! You can see the color Transparent!

I wish for O’Hare to let it die

Wish granted! He lets you die!

I wish I could have the little crusaders’ bird as a pet. (He’s so cute!)

Wish granted! However the bird rolls around like the other pets instead of using a custom walking animation.

I wish I had something worthwhile to offer threads on this forum.

Wish granted! But no one will read it.

I wish I already could play the new Zelda.

Wish granted, but Nintendo starts charging for online.

Wait, th- thats actually happening? Huh…

I wish for the best pizza ever made.

Wish Granted! it costs 1,000 us dollars

I wish to Make Konami Great Again (you know who I want)

Wish Granted but Kojima has given up on Konami and gone to Pixeltail. Not Really, it’s a joke.

I wish that Trump would be nice to us. (He is American British!)

Wish granted, but wait… do you not live in Europe?

If the wish you wanted was invisible then the only way to see it is with X Ray glasses which does not grant X Ray Vision.

I wish for an awesome Dragon Type Pokemon

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my wish were invisible

Wish Granted?

I wish that I could have a pet Birb.

Wish granted, he’s lazy and only feeds on dragon flavoured birb seed.

I wish for a cool water type Pokémon that is cute.

Wish granted, you get Milotic.

(ToxicBoo has been banned forever for not corrupting a wish.)

I wish for a cool Ice type Pokemon to counter agent’s Pokemon.

Wish granted, now you have pokemon covered in ice, so he can’t move

i wish for https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YU-D_qR6e5I/hqdefault.jpg

Wish granted but Error 220 has caused it to not be available.

I wish for a awesome Dragon Type Pokemon

granted, but your chances of finding it are lower than my self esteem (none)

I wish for bacon, cooked, not burnt, not poisoned, not on the pig, and completely un-corrupted

Wish granted but the stores ran out of bacon before you could get it, you have chicken instead.

I wish for a cute Princess to snuggle with me.

Wish granted but shes a guy

I wish for a birb that can defeat a dragon in one hit