Say something really weird and random

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I’m bored, so I made a thread where you can say something really strange and random.

You can post weird pictures too, just nothing inappropriate please.

Something tells me i’ll regret making this post.

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Graphing is something Microsoft Excels at.

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Pizza on the Moon is better when the cat asphyxiates the dog

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The average adult blue-whale weighs about 200,000 to 300,000 pounds.
Its heart alone can be as large as a blue car.

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

Coffee was invented during the 15th century.

@ToxicBoo joined on March 22, 2016.

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All babies are born gay, deal with it.

MLG GET REKT 360 NOSCOPE

Yo watch yo langwing

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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this is perfectly random (not)

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7 GRAND DAD (better known simply as “Grand Dad”) is a (in)famous bootleg game made in 1992. It is a pirated version of the Nintendo Entertainment System game The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy. Due to the rather absurd nature of the game, it primarily became a recurring joke on Vinesauce Joel streams, and later SiIvaGunner videos.
~Know Your Meme

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Super ninjas vs pirates version 3.0 super ultra collectors editon

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saaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEE

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Minecraft

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Prosciutto

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Oh dear

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Wrong lever!

Why do we even have that lever?

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apple core.

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What’s the similarity between a violist’s fingers and lightning?

They never strike the same place twice.


How do you keep a violin from being stolen?

Put it in a viola case.


What’s the difference in how you use a viola versus how you use a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.


How was the Canon invented?

Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.


Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
  1. So they can park in “handicapped” parking places.
  2. If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.

    What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

Skid marks before the skunk.


If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.


Why shouldn’t you drive off a cliff in a mini with three violas in it?

You could fit in at least one more.


What’s the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
  1. half a measure
  2. a semi-tone

    What’s the similarity between the Beatles and the viola section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

Neither has played together since 1970.

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In the UK, a beached whale automatically becomes property of the Crown / Monarch

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Cheese circles is the best song

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