Banned because I failed to understand you.
Banned for not noticing their attempt at bad grammar.
Banned for complaining about others’ understanding issues.
Banned for complaining. File a complaint to the Ban Offices. Oh wait, you’re banned from that as well! Too bad! 
Banned for complaining about complainers.
Banned for complaining about this thread in general…
Banned for repetitiveness in recent bans.
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Banned for attempting repetition in your sentence.
Banned for still hanging out on this power playground.
Banned for not noticing I have overtaken you for having the most bans.
Banned for thinking he has the most bans.
Banned for posting immediately after my ban.
Banned for being ungrateful you had a faster chance to respond instead of having to wait 10 hours.
Banned for making me wait less than 10 hours…
Banned for waiting with ban.
Banned for a quick ban.
Banned for having a spare moment to be banished for some hundredth time.
I should remind you it’s not the hundredth time you banned me.
Banned for misinterpreting the amount of bans I’ve done.
Banned for not recognizing that he said some hundredth, not one hundredth.
Banned for correcting me.