An Investigation (aka, "Dave's not here, man")

Wanted: A man named Dave. Only, he’s not really named Dave and we have no idea who or where he is.

I was approached by a player one evening by the name of ‘The Lich’, who was looking for a player he had recently come in contact with but could not remember their name. Being the helpful person I try to be, I offered to aid him in his search. He told me the story of ‘Dave’, and we set off to question other players if they had come in contact with him. Though our questioning returned no results, we did find two other persons willing to help us in the search: ‘TechHysteria’ and ‘zDicE Blue’. Together we have banded together and dedicated our efforts to finding ‘Dave’.

Many players have been interviewed with varying degrees of success. Information is hard to come by, but the most valuable pieces go directly to the ‘Dave File’. Any information leading directly to the whereabouts of ‘Dave’ shall be met with a 4000u reward minimum, once the ability to transfer credits is implemented.

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There’s someone named Dave on the forums…
I’ll try to summon him and we’ll eventually see if it’s him

I SUMMON YOU! @Dave we need your help!!!

now we wait c:

lol

We WILL find Dave! We will persevere!

One of these days Dave, ONE OF THESE DAYS!!

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This is really cool :laughing:
You might already know this, but i’m gonna mention it in case it helps.

Dave made an appearance at a stream a vinesauce member made about Tower Unite, here’s the link:

Watch the chat right away, you can see it says “rwc900 has joined”

He plays golf and goofs around.

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There we go, PERFECT!

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Also on the subject of thiiiis :

Totally ahead of you there, MEANWHILE IN MY CONDO :

Keep an eye out for ya boi, and if anybody wants DETAILS on the Dave story, I’ll be happier to tell the TRUE STORY of the origins of Dave face to face (sort of) in Tower. It’s not the most well formatted, or cleanly worded tale, so I’m not sure it’s appropriate for the forums.

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I just transferred my GTA V character today…
His name is Dave…

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We’re almost there, people. We got a name, all we need is our man. Be vigilant! Report any Dave sightings immediately.

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We gon git the sucka!

Found that dave.

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Dave sighted, ALL HANDS ON DECK.

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Ladies and gents I give you The Official logo of the DPS,
The Dave Protection Service.

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Can we get wanted signs and evidence to put in our own condos?

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Here ya go. Other users have created their own Dave content, feel free to do the same

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My rag tag wanted poster in my condo, I’ll probably redo it at some point.

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More Dave propaganda, because lord knows we need more.

Also for those of you who don’t know we have a steam group now, keep track of Dave in real time with The Dave Preservation Society.

Sign up here and keep Dave properly perserved.

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Dave is in Chicago right now. He’s at the Casino. (He left)
Evidence: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/98346819248349500/6862A7BD666A18D862FE25969EA84D3EC9999EA8/

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/156/das_jasn_brn.png

Jesus Christ, it’s Dave…

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