Hey there, I’m Zaicon.
I don’t really have any idea what I’m doing here, but I’m here! I’m just a bored kid who stumbled upon this game, so I’m looking around to see what I’ve gotten myself into. It’s nice to meet you all!
Nice to have you here and welcome to the forums! 
Nice to meet you too! Welcome to the forums!
Oh buoy, another passenger aboard the ship! 
Don’t worry, people around here are talkative, so you are probably not going to be as bored (believe me, I was a soulless person a few days ago).
Hello there, Zaicon!
Nice to meet you Zaicon!