You think PixelTail are the best developers in the world, huh? Make a great game, excellent in transparent Early Access development, listening to community all the time? Well let me show you the truth, the facts, the lies, the d̰̙̞̮͈̪̹a̻̣̯̬̹͖̎ͣͣ̃̌̏r͍̖̟͇͕̘ͨ̆̾̑͑̚k͍͎͍̭͙̫̗̿̄ͮn͇̱͎̬͂̅̉ͤ̽͛ẹ̐̒͋s̸̮̼̠̯͖̺͇̋ͤ̉̑̅͌s̊ͤ́!
We’ve been promised no microtransactions since forever. But why do M for microtransactions when you can do W for wumbotransactions? They plan on milking your wallets for every last banknote, coins are for amateurs. And they’re updating that very frequently, as seen here on steamdb.info:
But they will censor this post just like all the others that have pointed this out. I need your help exposing them! Here is a training video of how to bring PixelTail to justice.
This ad has been presented to you by EVIL EPIC Store exclusives. We had some interns try to call PixelTail for a sweet deal but as soon as they got to the point of starting negotiations, every single one became non-responsive for a day, couldn’t remember having called and started worshipping feline objects.
WTF?
Check your calendar. 
