Wake up sheeple! [April Fools 2019 Shitpost]

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You think PixelTail are the best developers in the world, huh? Make a great game, excellent in transparent Early Access development, listening to community all the time? Well let me show you the truth, the facts, the lies, the d̰̙̞̮͈̪̹a̻̣̯̬̹͖̎ͣͣ̃̌̏r͍̖̟͇͕̘ͨ̆̾̑͑̚k͍͎͍̭͙̫̗̿̄ͮn͇̱͎̬͂̅̉ͤ̽͛ẹ̐̒͋s̸̮̼̠̯͖̺͇̋ͤ̉̑̅͌s̊ͤ́!

We’ve been promised no microtransactions since forever. But why do M for microtransactions when you can do W for wumbotransactions? They plan on milking your wallets for every last banknote, coins are for amateurs. And they’re updating that very frequently, as seen here on steamdb.info:

But they will censor this post just like all the others that have pointed this out. I need your help exposing them! Here is a training video of how to bring PixelTail to justice.

This ad has been presented to you by EVIL EPIC Store exclusives. We had some interns try to call PixelTail for a sweet deal but as soon as they got to the point of starting negotiations, every single one became non-responsive for a day, couldn’t remember having called and started worshipping feline objects.

WTF?

Check your calendar. :smile_cat:

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#2

omg this is really i n t e r e s t i n g

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#3

Frick

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#4

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oh well

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#5

zmhjyzs09evz

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#6

You are a walking, talking prequel meme spouting machine.

And that’s pretty amazing.

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#7

That’s the point, sergeant.

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#8

Ok but seriously
when are they gonna update the soundtrack

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