In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”
Meanwhile I’ve had this happen to me
What the fuck did you do to your harddrive?
Lancer face on catsack is a better meme than Dave
now, this, is a quality meme
proof you are the anti-Christ of this forum, repent you demon.
leave right now
At the Twilight of Earth
a Filthy Sinner
Who spreads His Plague
This man seeks fame
But He decides
That the only solution
Is to spread Himself Everywhere
And so Like Locusts
And destroys all senses of Reason
But there is Light among the Cesspool of Dave
That Light is Me
Savior Of Man
Jesus fucking Christ
except dave still smiles throughout fire and apocalypses, because he knows he’s right. why, you may ask?
because he doesn’t insert himself upon a throne. he brings only happiness and wealth to others.
you are a liar and a fraud
smore I want you to write my eulogy.
i leave for a week, and i return to this.