The war has begun, que war music:
more boats arrive
there’s tons of them!
fight for your life!
the chopper will arrive in 5 hours!
Shoot! Here they come!
what gun do you use? sci-fi handgun, plasma rifle, or double barrel shotgun?
Double Barrel!
the reload fucks you over! one of catsacks took a bite out of your leg!
*is listening to music this whole time, doing somersaults around the boardwalk *
Looks down from Ferris wheel. They can’t get me up here… right? 
gets stabbed by a catsack in the toe
they can, the wheel turns constantly remember?
someone needs to make a painting of this battle
i suck at painting but ill try.
Dont worry! We will stop the menace!
no amount of milk can stop them!
Milk Army! Attack!
“get the cereal ready!”
the cat sacks stab holes in the milk cartons and they start to bleed out very quickly
