I take Spydermann’s Coconut gun that fires in spurts. Being confused by what Kirkhope meant by those lyrics, I try hitting the large activation buttons with my fists, Its not effective as hitting them does literally nothing. A thought appears as I see coconut symbols on these large squares. I use the Coconut gun to activate the switches in a mysterious jungle. Large gates began to creak loudly.
Exiting through the gates, I drop a 20 sided polyhedral dice out of my loose pocket.
I take Agent2583’s can of petrol and use it to blow up the nearest gas station.
While walking away in Micheal Bay style with explosions behind me, the blast blows away a ghostly gibus hat that was peacefully resting upon my head onto the ground.
While I do that, a Hungover Hero hat falls out of my backpack, but Samuel L Jackson picks it up, and while he does that, loses it in a scuffle with a unknown person*.
I take Agent’s papers and write down Kick me and tape it to a nearby statue that conveniently rested there.
While doing my weird objectives, my sword holding thingy on my back makes me drop my diamond sword and diamond pickaxe with 64 diamonds onto the ground, vulnerable to theft.
I pick up the suspiciously abandoned Nintendo 3DS and attempt to boot it up. However, it seems that some sort of sudden shock or force rendered the device broken, as if the device were hurled a distance before impacting hard ground. Quite the shame, I didn’t even get a chance to break it like I did that one chainsaw…
Finding no other viable use for it, I “accidentally” drop the Nintendo 3DS, but due to some awkward fumblings I manage to accidentally slip my Driver’s License in there without realizing it.
I take Arkive’s driving liscense and give it to a sentient sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Time to cause havoc.
While making a sponge kill at least 5% of the population, I drop my bird seeds, such a shame, I was going to use them to feed the crows. Wait, driving licenses don’t work like that!
I go to help up the Undertale fangirl Spydermann was about to strangle, but once I help her up, she suddenly goes off on a tangent about Undertale and how it’s the greatest game to ever exist and how sans is the funniest character in video game history. The only thing I can really do at this point is just continuously smile and nod politley while seeking any means of escaping the useless conversation.
But in my desperation to leave, I accidentally drop my copy of Splatoon 2.