Oh, I have no heartbeat. You’re correct!
The person below me just did this.
I’m way over that spoiler tag thing. Like, it’s really not that big of a deal.
The person below me is awake at some ungodly hour in the morning and needs to go to bed
1:39 AM central isn’t THAT late for me.
The person below me hates Happy Birthday.
I don’t like them singing it to me.
The person below me has played GTA 5 on PC.
No.
The person below me will laugh at this video.
I would if I hadn’t already seen it before… On this site…
The person below me is rrmm
krekt m8
The person below me is the Schnappi Scary Skeleton.
It’s been about a week so idk.
The person below me is still hyped for Minigolf in Tower Unite.
Yes, I liked playing it in the last weekly update.
The person below me is irish.
I’m not Irish, I’m English.
The person below me is annoyed at the newly added microtransactions in PAYDAY 2.
I don’t play PAYDAY 2 or 1.
The person below me is happy that I remembered to type something.
Thank you for typing words.
The person below me will be buying tower unite.
I have the alpha
The person below me wants Mario Maker
I would get it but I don’t have a Wii U 
The person below me is excited for halloween.
Hype 
The person bellow me uses a cheap mouse. (like me)
Uhm, [Sorry to disappoint you, buddy.][1] [1]: http://www.corsair.com/en/vengeance-m65-fps-laser-gaming-mouse-gunmetal-black
The person below me has been fervently playing the weekly alphas to find bugs to report.
Find bugs? I think that there’s so many bugs that they may as well be finding me.
The guy below me is the epitome of cool.
No. I’m really boring.
The person below me just learned important information.
In fact, the important information I learned might have been the real information I knew at reply #269.
The person below me doesn’t like halloween.
While I don’t really like halloween, I like eating loads of sweets. 
The person below me will be buying at least one of the big holiday games this year (Fallout 4, Just Cause 3, Star Wars: Battlefront etc.)