I’m here.
The person below me puts extra chocolate chips on their chocolate chip pancakes.
I am doing that as we speak
The person below me is a extremely big fan of the Persona series
“He’s not your uncle, he’s your mother’s younger brother”
Person below me actually knows someone who calls them “Onii-chan”
[size=6]come on, fess up[/size]
My friend, Cole.
[size=4] It is used as a joke you shipping fucks [/size]
The person below me has an alter ego.
Dr. Dragon and Mr. Kite. That’s me.
The person below me wants to know “what are those?”
Considering the two day lack of a response, apparently not!
The person below me has the middle name of Longfellow.
You’re pretty far off there. My middle name is nowhere near Longfellow at all.
The person below me won’t respond to this thread for several days, or at least until @Drachen decides to sneak in and do so beforehand.
I wasn’t going to respond, but… Eh.
The person below me will do a “Person above me…” comment, because I’m lazy. 
The person above is going to jump into a waterfall. Ha! I did it.
The person below me is a person that loves memes.
Meme meme meme. Not really all that much though.
The person below me has rolled explode in rtd on tf2.
Plenty of times, mostly on surf servers.
The person below below me knows the meaning of life.
The person below me is responsible for SkyNet.
No, but I’ll knock out anyone who says otherwise.
The person below me has changed one of their passwords recently.
I have.
The person below me has brought an iphone recently.
iPhones are trash. Glorious Android master race.
The person below me is a Regular :^)
I’ve been lurking on here since the early days of the forums and still haven’t created an introduction post.
The person below me already has an idea for a TU arcade game they want to make.
Yep. A rail-shooter like Time Crisis.
The person below me remembers obscure cheat codes for 90’s videogame’s.
Nope.
The person below me knows Kung-Fu
The person below me can speak baby.
We all can.
The person below will respond with a gif or picture.