Wish granted, it already exists, look up Black Mesa on Steam. Also you have to carry around… THE HAT.
You know what I wish for? No. Surprise me.
Five more snipers? Ok, wish granted!
I wish I didn’t have to carry a purple hat through Black mesa while trying to defend myself from stale memes.
Wish granted, but now you have to carry a pink fedora through Black Mesa while trying to defend yourself from stale memes.
Surprise me. Again. Without the same thing.
Wish granted! You now own Black Messa.
EDIT: I forgot to wish. Sorry. If I could wish I would wish for .
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I wish for a forth reich
Wish granted, you get a fourth bucket of rice.
I wish for a lasaga.
wish granted, you get mashed lasanga with sauce made out of gmo olives and enchovies
i wish for the unification of the german empire
Wish granted but that was a long time ago so I’m afraid you’re too late.
I wish to build a computer.
Wish granted. you literally build a computer shape out of potatoes.
I wish for a safe house.
Wish granted, you are now on house arrest
I wish you remembered to wish
Wish granted, But he forgets like i do
I wish for Half-Life 5
Wish Granted but you get half life 13 in 90 years.
I wish you also remembered to wish afterwards.
Wish Granted, But ᴇʀʀᴏʀ
I wish for a good life
Wish granted, your life is good but you’re still sad, stay 5 metric metres away from the ropes,
I wish to remember to wish all the time
Wish granted, you now remember to wear your seat belt.
I wish for Garfield Kart Sequel.
wish granted you get spaghet doggo the pre-sequel
i wish for decent framerates in this god forsaken laptop
Wish granted, the viruses are removed from your laptop, but now Protogent Proto is watching!
I wish for the finest amount of roblox currency also known as robux
Wish granted, you get tix
I wish i remembered my iphone password