The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1328

Wish granted, but you get a zero on it.

I wish my computer didn’t act as a room heater


#1329

Wish granted, but it now acts as a room freezer. Better wear a coat if you want to play TU…

I wish I could figure out how to mod Doom.


#1330

wish granted, but you can only install mods that make the game impossible.

I wish I had a mini fridge


#1331

Wish granted, but the fridge is as big as an ant.

I wish I had motivation


#1332

Wish granted, but only for this second.
I wish getting those cosmic catsacks was worth it


#1333

Wish granted, but you have to sacrifice 3 goats to get one

I wish my dogs didn’t act retarded when I had food


#1334

wish granted, but now YOU are the one who is retarded when your dog eats food.
I wish for my ex-girlfriend back.


#1335

Wish granted, but she is only with you one month a year.
I wish Garry’s Mod loaded in faster.


#1336

Wish granted, but nobody plays it anymore.

I wish I wasn’t so toxic.


#1337

Wish granted but you are now ElectricBoo

I wish I had a good time at Legoland Windsor today.


#1338

Wish Granted but it closes early.

I wish I didn’t necro much.
At least it is related to the post.


#1339

Banned for- wait, oops, wrong forum game.

Wish granted, but I don’t actually know what you’re talking about.

I wish I could figure out how to use Blender.


#1340

Wish granted! But, you can only make highly detailed coffee mugs.

I wish I knew how to make a square in Blender.


#1341

Wish granted! But the knowledge comes at the cost of never being able to use Blender.

I wish I didn’t have a headache.


#1342

Wish granted but your arm is now sprained.

I wish I could upload my Audio Review of Tower Unite to here.


#1343

Wish granted, but the audio quality is terrible.

I wish I had friends.


#1344

Wish granted but they all speak Russian.

I wish Inferno Shadowclaw Returned.


#1345

Wished granted lol jk

I wish I died


#1346

If you die, there is no point returning.

I wish to work at a pub


#1347

Wish granted, but nobody ever goes to the pub, and it eventually closes down.

I wish EA wasn’t the worst company ever.