The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


Wish granted, but you get a zero on it.

I wish my computer didn’t act as a room heater


Wish granted, but it now acts as a room freezer. Better wear a coat if you want to play TU…

I wish I could figure out how to mod Doom.


wish granted, but you can only install mods that make the game impossible.

I wish I had a mini fridge


Wish granted, but the fridge is as big as an ant.

I wish I had motivation


Wish granted, but only for this second.
I wish getting those cosmic catsacks was worth it


Wish granted, but you have to sacrifice 3 goats to get one

I wish my dogs didn’t act retarded when I had food


wish granted, but now YOU are the one who is retarded when your dog eats food.
I wish for my ex-girlfriend back.


Wish granted, but she is only with you one month a year.
I wish Garry’s Mod loaded in faster.


Wish granted, but nobody plays it anymore.

I wish I wasn’t so toxic.


Wish granted but you are now ElectricBoo

I wish I had a good time at Legoland Windsor today.


Wish Granted but it closes early.

I wish I didn’t necro much.
At least it is related to the post.


Banned for- wait, oops, wrong forum game.

Wish granted, but I don’t actually know what you’re talking about.

I wish I could figure out how to use Blender.


Wish granted! But, you can only make highly detailed coffee mugs.

I wish I knew how to make a square in Blender.


Wish granted! But the knowledge comes at the cost of never being able to use Blender.

I wish I didn’t have a headache.


Wish granted but your arm is now sprained.

I wish I could upload my Audio Review of Tower Unite to here.


Wish granted, but the audio quality is terrible.

I wish I had friends.


Wish granted but they all speak Russian.

I wish Inferno Shadowclaw Returned.


Wished granted lol jk

I wish I died


If you die, there is no point returning.

I wish to work at a pub


Wish granted, but nobody ever goes to the pub, and it eventually closes down.

I wish EA wasn’t the worst company ever.