# Story Time!

**URL:** <https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804>\
**Category:** Forum Games\
**Created:** [April 7, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804 "2016-04-07T20:09:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/146 "2016-06-20T00:34:25Z")

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Stanley proceeded to equip the Police Badge, then checked the remaining pockets.

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/147 "2016-06-20T13:32:14Z")

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He found a treasure map of Japan.

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**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/148 "2016-06-20T15:12:24Z")

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The map looked slightly torn, but you could see Japan and surrounding landmasses in decent detail with important cities, towns, and landmarks marked on the map.

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/149 "2016-06-20T15:53:33Z")

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A red cross, presumably pointing the treasure, was set on… (put location here)

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**Author:** ![Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/erickson9610/32/75910_2.png) [@Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/Erickson9610)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/150 "2016-06-20T16:44:22Z")

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Without spoiling the location, Stanley suddenly shoved the map in his pocket and set out at once for the hidden treasure!

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**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/151 "2016-06-20T16:49:45Z")

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After a few minutes of walking down the road, Stanley noticed two men flying, fighting, and shooting beams at each other…

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/152 "2016-06-20T16:58:12Z")

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It was an episode of Dragon Ball Z playing at a TV store, (despite it was 4:40 AM )

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**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/153 "2016-06-20T16:59:34Z")

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Goku mentioned the Dragon Balls, and then Stanley had a clever idea…

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**Author:** ![Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/erickson9610/32/75910_2.png) [@Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/Erickson9610)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/154 "2016-06-20T17:03:03Z")

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Stanley’s idea was to suddenly employ the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ to help him find the treasure, which surely must be the aforementioned items.

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**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/155 "2016-06-20T19:46:35Z")

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There was one problem, I, the narrator, have left The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ back in Stanley’s Office in room number 427 in Garry’s Mod Building because it has not always been reliable.

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**Author:** ![Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/erickson9610/32/75910_2.png) [@Erickson9610](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/Erickson9610)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/156 "2016-06-20T19:54:23Z")

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Suddenly, Stanley knew what to do.

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**Author:** ![ScrungoBungus](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/scrungobungus/32/15550_2.png) [@ScrungoBungus](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ScrungoBungus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/157 "2016-06-20T20:12:32Z")

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he had to kill his loved ones

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**Author:** ![anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/anon68632391)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/158 "2016-06-20T20:16:38Z")

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however that didn’t include a @Toycyborg or a @bromhamsam. Because Stanley hadn’t heard of them in a while, he prepared for the worst and charged his defibrillator.

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/159 "2016-06-20T20:35:07Z")

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But Jerry (the talking chicken pet for those who forgot) tries to bring Stanley back to reason, trying to snap his defibrilator out of his hands.

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**Author:** ![ScrungoBungus](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/scrungobungus/32/15550_2.png) [@ScrungoBungus](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ScrungoBungus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/160 "2016-06-20T20:36:36Z")

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but stanley refused, and stabbed Jerry, though Jerry survived, but Stanley didn’t know that.

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**Author:** ![rythian](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/rythian/32/83765_2.png) [@rythian](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/rythian)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/161 "2016-06-20T20:40:11Z")

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In an instant, Jerry’s family came and ran Stanley over.  
[![](https://scienceprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chickens_591.jpg) ](https://scienceprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chickens_591.jpg)

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**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/162 "2016-06-20T20:48:31Z")

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Angry, Stanley transformed into a Super Saiyan!

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/163 "2016-06-20T21:07:09Z")

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“HOLY SHIT, I COULDN’T DO THAT SINCE THIS TRAGIC ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD!!!” exclamed Stanley to himself.

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**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/164 "2016-06-20T21:08:52Z")

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He screamed so loud, he was able to transform into a Super Saiyan God!!  
  There are to many Super Saiyan transformations

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**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/165 "2016-06-20T21:15:16Z")

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Now, Stanley vocal cords were fucked up for the rest of his life, leaving him with the voice of a chipmunk.

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