# Story Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Forum Games\ **Created:** [April 7, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804 "2016-04-07T20:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/126 "2016-06-10T18:39:23Z")
Great story. I’m going to ditch this thread, copy and paste the story, and sell it as my own and make millions. ---
**Author:** ![niftyrobo](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/niftyrobo/32/25212_2.png) [@niftyrobo](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/niftyrobo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/127 "2016-06-15T15:22:15Z")
I hope to see those mils go into your condo ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/128 "2016-06-15T15:28:51Z")
But that was only the end of the video-game Stanley was playing in that virtual-reality room. ---
**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/129 "2016-06-19T15:09:14Z")
After waiting for a long time, Stanley decided to play a different game on the Unknown VR Headset. ---
**Author:** ![anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/anon68632391)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/130 "2016-06-19T18:04:31Z")
But all a sudden, he thought he was Japanese and started singing FilthyFrank’s weeaboo song ---
**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/131 "2016-06-19T18:06:43Z")
Since he was Japanese, he went to the nearest Gamestop because he remembered that Japan gets games faster. ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/132 "2016-06-19T18:08:09Z")
But that Gamestop was closed due to a very reasonable reason: ---
**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/133 "2016-06-19T18:10:09Z")
He was on the other end of the world; it was 4:23 AM! ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/134 "2016-06-19T18:14:36Z")
A strange man approached him and Jerry out of the darkness. ---
**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/135 "2016-06-19T18:25:36Z")
Whilst staggering closer to the closed GameStop, the disheveled man asked Stanley a question: ---
**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/136 "2016-06-19T18:26:35Z")
あなたはここで何地獄をやっています？ ---
**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/137 "2016-06-19T18:29:32Z")
Stanley, thanks to accidentally signing up for a Japanese language course in college, was able to understand the man’s question even though his dialect was getting in the way. ---
**Author:** ![anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/anon68632391)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/138 "2016-06-19T19:13:19Z")
So he answered with: “欠 を 食べる” ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/139 "2016-06-19T19:32:00Z")
> [@anon68632391](#): > > So he answered with: “欠 を 食べる” “Psst, that’s chinese, you stupid mango.”, whispered Jerry to Stanley ---
**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/140 "2016-06-19T22:33:02Z")
The man, not sure what Stanley said, replied with a bit of fierceness: ---
**Author:** ![anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@anon68632391](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/anon68632391)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/141 "2016-06-19T22:39:20Z")
くそくらえ! ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/142 "2016-06-19T22:45:26Z")
> [@anon68632391](#): > > くそくらえ! = translated=\> Go eat shit! Stanley was outraged by the man’s words, so he decided to knock him out and steal his clothes. (Putting them on while he was at it…) ---
**Author:** ![ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/procopiousjones/32/7928_2.png) [@ProcopiousJones](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/ProcopiousJones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/143 "2016-06-19T23:15:43Z")
Stanley, now in the man’s clothes, decides to check the pockets to see if anything of value is in them. ---
**Author:** ![AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/ashge/32/15446_2.png) [@AshGe](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/AshGe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/144 "2016-06-19T23:17:16Z")
He found a police officier badge! ---
**Author:** ![MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/user_avatar/forums.pixeltailgames.com/maskedkatz/32/57419_2.png) [@MaskedKatz](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/u/MaskedKatz)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.pixeltailgames.com/t/story-time/5804/145 "2016-06-19T23:55:59Z")
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