Riddles and Trick Questions thread

Know or made up a riddle/trick question? Post it here!

Some months have 31 day, and some have 30. How many months have 29 days?

ANSWER: All of them (12)

When can you add 2 to 11 and get 1?

ANSWER: On a clock.

Guess what came in the mail today

ANSWER: Deez nuts

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What is tasty and invisible?
pancakes burried underground

What dries yet gets wet at the same time?

[size=4] A towel [/size]

The survivors of a plane crash were scattered amount a beach. How many survived?

none.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

ANSWER: The chicken

False.

You don’t get it…

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Heheheheheheheh

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Obviously the chicken had to come first to get the other chicken prego.

Actually no, the scientific theory I’ve heard a lot about this is a ancient chicken relative one day started laying eggs due to a mutation in it’s reproductive system.

Yup.

:^)

@Bokchoi
I think the joke was that “The chicken” came first in the sentence.

@Spriteclad
Yay ponies