- Boring ass backstory
As you know I am Mr.Vulture Socks, CEO of uh… Vulture Broadcasting? Yeah sure I’m going with that. My company Vulture Broadcasting has been the home to a revolution of entertainment for the past 69 years. The network has it all ranging from saturday night game shows for the family to after school anime rerun blocks for the weeaboos.
But those rotten stooges over at Jenkins TV have threw a curveball in the TV network game, They’ve only gone and landed a hit show. They call it “Mamily Fatters” and its kickstarted a new genre called the “Sitcom” every network has a sitcom EXCEPT OURS.
Heres the deal, they might have actors who play villians in childrens cartoons and all that rubbish but they don’t have our secret weapon… YOU. Winner of over 420 Oskur Awards and hundreds of Bathtur awards.
You’re the best in the game so get down and pitch me a god damn sitcom! With catchphrases and laugh tracks.
~ Vulture Socks, Vulture Broadcasting
“The only thing bigger than our viewing figures is our ego!”