Lie Your Butt Off!

I got this idea from this thead on TWCToday.
So here we go:

I have not bought Tower Unite

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I enjoyed writing this post.

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I did NOT steal the last cookie. (Mwehehehehehe)
Call of Duty is one of my favorite games.
FPS is my favorite genre.
School is the best thing ever.
It did not take me five minutes to think these up.

I met MacDGuy in real life today, oh ya, I also made my own cat sack plushy!

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I love Trump, my family and I worship him as the “New Leader Of The World”

Also we do not believe his election will lead to WW III … …

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I hate everyone here

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I’m 100% confirmed female. Oh, you couldn’t tell? I must be grill, my avatar depicts it so.

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You did not make me think of this video https://youtu.be/Ki5cvEPu_e0?t=35s

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WATCH OUT KIDS!! That link leads to a porn video!!! (on YouTube, yes…)

You get flagged for it Filuren!!!

Mac already knows it!

I’m dead

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All these truths coming from your mouth right now are all false.

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My fully awakened brain just started to melt while reading that…

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Crying out silently

I love Call of Duty
Hillary Clinton is who I’m voting for
I think minimum wage should be increased
Pewdiepie is my favorite YouTuber
Google Plus is better than Facebook
Facebook is okay
Feminism on tumblr is the best form of feminism
Tumblr is not cancer
Tower Unite sucks ass
I have ass cancer
Memes are overrated trash
iFunny is the best source of entertainment on the internet
9GAG is hilarious
I like minigolf and I don’t secretly loathe every second I’m playing it

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Collect vood

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I can go Super Sayian 4, and can preform a Kamehemeha

Zelda CDI wasn’t that bad.
I played Dark Souls and beat it easily.
I own Dark Souls and I’m interested in it.

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I don’t rage and curse when I mess up in mini golf.

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I am 100% up-to-date on all forum activity.

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You’re neat

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