How verbose can we make the basic store page description of TU?

Let’s incrementally make the following more and more verbose.

Tower Unite is a living, evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games with your friends or make new friends from around the world!

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Tower Unite is a living, evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games with your friends, gamble your life away, or make new friends from around the world!

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Tower Unite is a living evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games with your friends, gamble your life away, chill out in your condo, or make new friends from around the world!

Tower Unite is a living, expanding, growing, evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games spoiler[/spoiler] gamble your life away, chill out in your alone condo, or make new friends from around the world!

Tower Unite is a living, expanding, growing, evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games (minigolf or little crusaders) gamble your life away, chill out alone or with some bots in your condo, or make new friends from around the globe!

Tower Unite is a living, expanding, growing, consuming, evolving world, fueled by the community. Play online games (minigolf or little crusaders), gamble your life away, chill out alone or with some bots in your condo, or make new “friends” from around the globe!

Tower Unite is a never-ending addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, consuming, has an evolving world, that is fueled by the community. Play online games (minigolf or little crusaders), gamble your life away, chill out alone or with some bots in your condo, or make new “friends” from around the globe!

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Tower Unite is a never-ending, soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is fueled by the @Lifeless community. Play loads of online games (minigolf or little crusaders), gamble your life away at the slots, chill out alone or with some bots in your sad boy condo, or fake new “friends” from around the globe as you draw closer to your eventual death!

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Tower Unite is a never-ending, forever-life-trapping, soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is powered by the @Lifeless community. Play loads of online games (we mean minigolf or little crusaders), gamble your life away at the slots, never go to grand quest, chill out alone or with some bots in your sad boy condo, or fake new so-called “friends” from on every part of the circular globe even in the Bermuda Triangle, as you draw closer to your eventual depressing soup rice-y death!

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Tower Unite is a never-ending, forever-life-trapping, soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is powered by the Lifeless community. Play loads of minigames also known as “Gameworlds”, gamble your life away at the building where games are played for money, never go to a slots machine named “Grand Quest”, chill out alone or with some posh and elegant chaps so called “friends” in your sad chap apartment building., or fake new so-called “friends” from on every part of the circular globe even in the Bermuda Triangle and other inhabitable areas, as you draw closer to your eventual unhappy, hopeless, state of not being alive!

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Tower Unite is a never-ending, forever-life-trapping, soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is powered by the Lifeless community. Play loads of minigames also known as “Gameworlds”, gamble your life away at the building where games are played for money, never go to a slots machine named “Grand Quest”, chill out alone or with some posh and elegant chaps so called “friends” in your sad chap apartment building., or fake new so-called “friends” from on every part of the circular globe even in the Bermuda Triangle and other inhabitable areas, as you draw closer to your eventual unhappy, hopeless, state of not being alive, for only one small payment of $14.99!

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soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is powered by the Lifeless community. Play loads of minigames also known as “Gameworlds”, gamble your life away at the building where games are played for money, never go to a slots machine named “Grand Quest”, chill out alone or with some posh and elegant chaps so called “friends” in your sad chap apartment building., or fake new so-called “friends” from on every part of the circular globe even in the Bermuda Triangle and other inhabitable areas, as you draw closer to your eventual unhappy, hopeless, state of not being alive, for only one small payment of $14.99! Oh and if you get bored if gambling you can go to the condos full of never ending furry porn!!!

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play casino, win nothing, cry about it in the forums, get hate comments, sleep, repeat

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soul crushing addiction that is: living, expanding, growing, and manages to consume your soul at an alarming rate with it’s evolving world, that is powered by the Lifeless community. Play loads of minigames also known as “Gameworlds”, gamble your life away at the building where games are played for money, never go to a slots machine named “Grand Quest”, chill out alone or with some posh and elegant chaps so called “friends” in your sad chap apartment building., or fake new so-called “friends” from on every part of the circular globe even in the Bermuda Triangle and other inhabitable areas, as you draw closer to your eventual unhappy, hopeless, state of not being alive, for only one small payment of $14.99! Oh and if you get bored if gambling you can go to the condos full of never ending furry porn!!! Or you can watch movies in the cinema, go bowling, test your knowledge in Trivia, type as fast as you can in typing derby and many more things coming soon!

Soul crushing addiction that will make you remove 3 more hours of sleep that is: a “living” “expanding” “growing” and manages to consume your soul and entire life to devote it to this single game, that is powered by this community with no life and manages to evolve. Play a couple of minigames also thought of as “Gameworlds”, gamble everything you played for at that damn, building where slot games and others are played for money, known as units, never go to the slot machine better or more known as “Grand Quest”, seriously, don’t. You will get the bad thing 7 times in a row. Chill out alone in your free Condo that you can decorate, or or with some posh and elegant chaps that are often referred to as “friends” in your depressing chap apartment building, or fake new so-called “friend” from on every part of the electrical, circular, globe even in the penthouse of the rats and bermuda triangle and the multi deminsion of cool beans and other inhabitable areas, as your get or draw closer, to your eventual, unhappy, no hope for state of lifelessness, for only a single, small, not at all prodigious, payment of only and just $14.99, on a sale of even 10 dollars some time! Oh, and if you are getting a little BET bored of gambling, you can go to other user’s condos full of horrible, youth less, collection of horrid and horrible furry porn! Or you can watch “movies” in the even more of a disgrace cinema, go use those BUMPER BABY BUMPER BUMPER balls at the bowling alley, test what you know about crap facts that go as far as guessing in the small played trivia, type some words and see how fast you can type in the typing derby and many, many, more fun garbage coming in your distant 2019!