Dear Dave

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Dear Dave,

I love you so much
You are my one and only.
My Shining Star.

Every night I dream I am with you in our nsfw condo accompanied by our catsack sex slave
I imagine you holding me in your arms gently as the ocean breeze blows through my milk carton straw
We eat waffles and poorly modeled potatos for dinner over a giant firepit
You lie me down on my racecar bed and tuck me in with my Reggie Fils-Aimé bodypillow and give me a kiss

Just to wake up crying to the reality that you are simply a place holder workshop model.

I have made the decision to commit sudoku as I am nothing without you.
I leave all my belongings to you and you alone dave.
My Hula Dolls
My Bodypillows
Even my Cosmic Catsack
Maybe this voyage I am about to embark will allow me to become closer to you

See you soon my love

Sincerely, robloxfrank2003

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some body once told me the world was gonna roll me, i aint the sharpest tool in the shed, she was looking kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb with a shape of an l on her forehead, well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, fed to this shit what the hell why would you say this stuff to dave the best placeholder in gaming ever

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Thank you kanye, very cool!

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Thank you Manic, very cool!
FTFY

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man, i swear people trying to make love stories sad, but no love story can be sadder than this :’( :confounded:

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This Is so sad. alexa play davespacito

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