«It’s a fine day inside my castle.
Mmmh…? What is that I see near the horizon?
HOLY SH*T! It’s fucking Blackbeard’s ship!
He stopped really close to my Castle…
… … Is he gonna recruit me as a sailor? #Dreamcometrue
… … … uh… … … that can’t be good…
GODDAMNIT! MY CASTLE!!!
Alright, this isn’t good…
There’s fire everywhere!! I gotta get out of here by the secret exit before the castle collapses!!
QUIIIIIIIICK .
Got out safe and sound!
I’ll miss my castle… »
And so ended our story of our kindhearted king, sailing away as his castle become a single dot of a shimmering red and orange, in the cold velvet of the night, slowly approaching the horizon.
Damn I was bored…
