Banned because he wasn’t trying to ban someone
Banned for banning someone who was banning in order to enforce the ban rules in this banning forum game.
Banned for taking time to pretend to ban strangers on the World Wide Web.
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Banned for misspelling “banned”
Banned for being the grammar police
Banned for not being the grammar police.
Banned for being unoriginal by putting a “not” in the post before yours as a ban reason
Unbanned because it isn’t opposite day.
Banned for being in the wrong gameI’m joking
Banned because of joking
Banned because you hate joking
Banned because you hate joking
Banned for being ironic
Banned for having a koala in your profile picture?
Banned for not looking hard enough. It’s a cat.
Banned for mistaking a koala for a cat.
Banned for ban ban ban banner banned ban ban bans