banned for capitalizing heart
Banned for not capitalizing the first letter of your sentence.
banned for period
Banned for being on a period
Banned because, you need to be PG otherwise someone is going to come around and say "EWWWW HAHAHA he said PERIOD, Thats a girl thing, HAHA EWWWWW"
banned for meddling in the affairs of higher beings the likes of which you do not understand
Banned because u just got nae naed 
banned for punching.
The [B]erson a[B]ove got [B]anned cuz I just nae naed 
anned for anning a erson ut not using the right my
banned for calling me a girl
Banned for assuming ones gender.
banned for thinking i did
banned for thinking that agent was thinking that you did
Banned for thinking that I was thinking about what he did.
banned for even talking about “oH MY GOD U DID ASSUME GENDER???”
banned for dead gender memes
banned for banning the wrong person
Banned for wearing a Christmas hat after Christmas.
banned for telling me when i can and can’t wear a hat