Banned because i’m eating food.
Banned because I hired a team of squirrels to arm your food with an exploding sack of potato salad
Banned because I have birthday priviledge.
Banned for not giving us a slice of your cake.
Banned for not having cake
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] it is trapped in this box
the only way you can have it is to post your neopets account password
don’t actually
Banned for locking the cake in a box and not sharing.
Banned for being greedy
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someone placed a bomb beside the wall
Banned for using emojis.
Banned for not using emojis
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the wall exploded
now you have the cake
Banned because, realistically, you probably would have destroyed the cake due to using a bomb to blast open the box the cake was in.
Banned for being realistic
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the cake turned into pancakes because idk
Banned because it’s past 3 in the morning, and I can’t get to sleep.
Banned because you need your sleep
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Banned because it’s 9pm and who needs sleep?
Banned because you’re in a different time zone than me
Banned because my time zone is better.
Banned because my time zone is Central Time. We’re the central while everyone else are just outliers.
Banned for forcefully leaving the Brittish commonwealth.
Banned for being a dirty redcoat
Banned for insulting the Beefeaters.