Why I didn’t ask you a question.
Why do alligators eat apples if 2+2=3?
Blue, because your mom isn’t a man.
Do you like the path Destiny is taking?
I don’t know what path they’re taking, because I’m not interested.
Would you ride a hippo?
I thought about it, and how about NO.
Would you ride a hippo?
How was your day?
It was 24 hours long, approximately.
If you got a pet raccoon, what would you name it?
Tanooki. (Mario)
What would you name your pet hippo?
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“Tower”. Because overused jokes.
Approximately how far do you think you will get in two hours travelling at a constant speed of 20 mph?
Um, twenty miles. Final answer.
What is the color of the night?
Without light there is no color.
Are you addicted to something?
Videogames
Who’s your favorite pokemon?
looks at my name and picture
Actually, it’s Charizard.
Who’s your favorite Digimon?
I dont watch Digimon, so i guess Renamon (I dont know any other) 
What is your favorite band?
Crowder. The remix album is splendiforus.
Tell us a time that you thought you were right.
Generally, I feel like I’m more left than right. I’m pretty sure I’m correct about that hypothesis, too.
(I stole the following from Tumblr)
Would you rather change gender each time you sneeze or be unable to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?
As someone who can usually stop a sneeze, I would choose the first option. I don’t want to eat any babies. (This is the weirdest statement I’ve typed all month)
Do you have a tattoo? Or are you thinking about getting a tattoo? If so what and where?
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I don’t have a tattoo, and I’m never planning to get one. Getting hurt and getting a stupid pattern on your skin wouldn’t make sense to me.
You broke the chain 
This topic is too good to die. I don’t have a tattoo nor do I plan on getting one. I just don’t want to end up with something I regret later on; I’m not opposed to the idea.
If you could introduce one current technology into the past, what would it be and when would you introduce it?