[56K Modem Warning] Tower Unite Discord Development Sneak Peek

September 4th, 2016

Notice: All items below are provided without context. There is NO guarantee anything featured in them will be present in the final release. These items are shown from RAW development. Items are in chronological order, bottom being most recent.







Throwback Sunday (Date July 5th, 2015)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1179448/Misc%20Video/are%20you%20fucking%20ready.webm

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Please let us see chips through the roof.

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There is when I’m playing.

(Well, it’s more like a pan win, but you get the idea.)

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Ah, gotta appreciate the simplicity the menu used to have.

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i will have 1500 100 chips just sitting on the hold’em table

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Oh, wow. There’s our new hula doll, I guess! Looks rad.

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Still going to fill a room.

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Posting this because it’s not here yet. It’s so cute, I need to have it.

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I’m somewhat concerned that we have another “catsack” item. I’m thinking that this game is kind of overusing that icon everywhere. I would like to see some more creativity, but that’s just me.

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I’m pretty sure that the Catsack is TU’s mascot.

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September 5th, 2016

Notice: All items below are provided without context. There is NO guarantee anything featured in them will be present in the final release. These items are shown from RAW development. Items are in chronological order, bottom being most recent.














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moeow

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Caboose didn’t hear my prayers

our father,

who codes in heaven,

Tower Unite be thy game.

development begun,

them credits be won,

Casino,

and not an optimization update.

give us this day,
a worthy dev leak,

and forgive us,

when we get impatient.

as we forgive those
who do not know the definition of “Early Access”,

and lead us not
into wanting the game being done now,

deliverus,
a response…

Caboose700.

.

give us this day,
a worthy dev leak,

.

a worthy dev leak,

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Ooooooooooo, we need smart people to decode this…

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And I simply wanted to get my Docker image working…

Maybe MacDGod can help us

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“You thought that was adorable, you didn’t think about the pillaging of, like, continent of Hawaii? I’m a player of your game and that doll is offensive to me, but you don’t want to take it down because you, like, “made it in 3ds Max and it was well made.” You will be published on Gawker and you’ll be the next Internet meme. It’s going to be super funny.”

/s

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I think I got some bad news for you about Gawker, something about Hulk Hogan giving it the smackdown to the tune of $140.1 Million.

https://gawker.com/how-things-work-1785604699

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Lol I made that

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Emission looks so out of place its hilarious

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New golf.
I’m happy.

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