The paper crown is the pinnacle of headware technology.
Its nonuniform fitting systems allow any persons to easily don the crown for maximum accessibility.
Its lightweight material components makes it far easier on the head and neck when worn for extended amounts of time.
Its patented Thin-fold (TM) flexibility allows it to be easily stored in thin spaces and retrieved at the user's wish.
The shape of the crown allows it to hark back to the regal status of kings while also displaying the full might of modern technology in an ingenious mixing of such ages.
The paper-webbing and steam-drying techniques allow for the paper to be flexible while the calcium carbonate outer coating allows for unprecedented durability as well.
The full ring design given is a result of the polyvinyl acetate used in the cylindrical refactoring stages of crown design.
The paper crown is the result of millennia of technology, all leading up to the perfect accessory. Perfection comes with a price, so next time you ask yourself if this crown is worth the price of admission, you know the answer is "Absolutely, yes!"