It’s alright. I don’t make them daily, but I do sometimes think of news 17 hours at a time.
I thought of 18 news stories: This just in: Upgrade Store now under construction.
Stop with the jokes, you need to grow up to 19 years old.
19’s an odd number, how about 20?
21 was a crappy, unoriginal meme
A simple fact: 23 is prime
something isn’t right 24/7
5 squared = 25
I have nothing clever so
27
Whats so cool about 28? Well… I don’t know!
29 hehe
30?
I’m waiting for 3.1 update for {insert game name here}
If you times 11, by 3, you get 33
Initiate a Restart, I might have Broken Rule 34.
(RESTART)
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Wait did we restart or was it just a joke? For now I’ll split the battle and edit whatever needs to be edited. 
FINAL EDIT: That took me too long to figure out. Carry on. :]
FINAL EDIT FOR REAL: OH COME ON!! Okay I just changed the image. This has been my most disastrous reply yet. Wait what now? I just bridged a gap and now the other posts are broken! D:>
SERIOUSLY THE LAST EDIT.
35, because only mods can restart