TU Daily Issue 4: Baby Bird Found in Castle

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Yesterday, some knights were fighting a pink dragon when a little bird sat on the dragon’s back. The dragon instantly died. This bird is now a local hero at the Market and Amphitheatre areas. The knight known as Sir Foohington The Third will be this bird’s owner.

The new Tower Unite update, 0.1.9.1 is almost finished, with Build, Write Changelog, Test, and Deploy being the only things needed to release this update to the public. You can see this update develop at this website: https://trello.com/c/4xIITqDi/248-update-0-1-9-1.

A knight living in the Market town has just finished making a new wheel barrow for moving his crops. Professionals say this about the product: “This wheel barrow is the sturdiest one on the market!”

All the wood in the Suite condos are now officially gone. Police have gotten hold of one piece of wood, dropped near the fountain in an unofficial lobby. They have reported to have scanned this piece of wood, and fingerprints match those of the Lucky Charms leprechaun. This could be very bad for the reputation of the Lucky Charms cereal.

We will keep you updated for until the 1,000 dollars we have to make newspapers are gone. Stay tuned this month for more news in the lobby, gameworlds, and condos.

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You only have 1000 dollars to make this? Where’s your crowdfunding campaign? Do you have a patreon? A PayPal? A checking account?

We need real authentic news sources like this to be kept alive, not those internet news-sources! Those are paid off by the government and political extremists! Wake up sheeple!

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Luckily, news networks have found our newspapers and have noticed their success. The Catsack News Network is offering to give us a million dollars and 4 studios. We have accepted the offer and we will hopefully be able to make many more newspapers.

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