The rough size of Smooth Dirt (Spherical skybox only)

Going to the edge in a boat and going to the spawn and finding items says the radius of the 2d/flat sphere is
~10307 meters,
or 10.307km.
That’s 6.4044729 miles

so we then calculate the area of the 2d floor space via
A = πr^2
Which gives 3.34×10^8 in square meters, that’s 334 million square meters, or square 334000 km.
That’s 207537.978 square miles!

But the skybox is a sphere!

So, assuming the smooth dirt is a perfect sphere (the game glitches when you fly really high, couldn’t get measurements), you would use
A = 4πr^2
Which radius being the 10307 meters, you find the area of this sphere is 1.33×10^9 cubic meters
But that’s not right because you have to divide it by two because smooth dirt is a half sphere.
That gives you 665000000 cubic meters, or 665000 cubic kilometers.
That’s 413211.843 cubic miles!
Smooth dirt is a truly gigantic map.
That’s the lesson of the day. Smooth dirt is giant.

This took a lot of math and work. PHEW am i tired

Extra fun facts:
Smooth dirt’s volume is equal to about 1/32 of the Boeing Everett Factory, the highest volume building in the world.
Smooth dirt’s volume is equal to 0.000275474562 plutos or about %0.027 of pluto, but that isn’t the surface, it’s the entire planet.
Smooth dirt’s 2d surface area is %1.9 of pluto’s surface area.
Smooth dirt’s volume is %19.6745562 of the asteroid Hebe’s volume.
John Malone holds 2.2 million acres of land, that means his land is equal to about 60 smooth dirts!

According to https://www.usda.gov/nass/PUBS/TODAYRPT/land0815.pdf, the price of an acre of farmland (Smooth Dirt would make a great farmland, it’s very green and plantless) is 3020 US Dollars (2646.22 Euros or 2338.08 British Pounds)
Smooth Dirt is 132824305.92 acres.
132824305.92 * 3020 is…
401,129,404,000 Dollars! (351,513,306,889.84 Euros or 310,519,747,052.76 British Pounds)
401.129 BILLION DOLLARS.
Assuming one unit is one dollar, it would cost 401 units to buy a smooth dirt
A smooth dirt is 10k units. That means smooth dirt is roughly %400,000 off, or exactly %401,129.404 percent off.

Pixeltail, get your pricing together! WHAT IS THIS ECONOMY!
Obviously, Smooth dirt should cost 401 billion units!

or… Using the coffee mug as a base, a cheap plain white coffee mug is like $1.29, and it costs 50 units ingame, so that means the conversion for units to dollars is Dollars * 38.7596899 = Units or Units / 38.7596899 = Dollars. (That mean’s people with one million units have $25,800 in equivalent dollars)
401,129,404,000 dollars * 38.7596899 = 15,547,651,300,000
That means that Smooth Dirt should cost
15.547613 QUADRILLION DOLLARS.
Have fun buying Smooth Dirt now (with USD)

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I was already tired after reading this.

That’s how strong my bond with math is.

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I added fun facts to help your brain at the end

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Well for some reason I cannot edit, but Scienter just pointed out a huge problem with my math. The volume is completely wrong. 4pir squared is for the SURFACE AREA of a sphere, NOT the volume. So, if I redo my math,
V=4/3πr^3
or V=4/3
3.14*10307^2
you get 444767389 cubic m, or 444767.389 cubic km, which is 276365.643 cubic miles. That’s much larger than the inital 413211 cubic miles…
BUT STILL NO, HALF SPHERE REMEMBER
Divide by two you get:
138182.821 cubic miles
222383.694 cubic kilometers
222383694 cubic meters

The new volume also mean fact 1, 2, and 4 are wrong.
Smooth dirt’s volume is equal to about 16 boeing everett factories… Which is crazy!
Smooth dirt’s volume is equal to %0.0921218807 of pluto’s volume.
Smooth dirt’s volume is %6.57939923 of the asteroid Hebe’s volume (made a math error last time, that’s why it’s SMALLER)

Other than that, everything else is completely correcto.
And yes, I am aware Smooth Dirt is a square, but vertical measurements would be impossible as it is most likely infinitely vertical. In fact, you could argue smooth dirt is infinite as you can fly further from the edge than the edge.

That’s why I only measure the spherical skybox.
Credit to Scienter for pointing out the flaw in my math! (Sorry for forgetting at first… :P)

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I can also verify it IS a sphere with this image:

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wow… This is great.

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